Character Profiles
Corran Douglas

Name: Corran Jacob Douglas
Birthdate: April 11, 1983
First Appearance: Strip 1
Likes: Computers, Videogames
Dislikes: Jocks, birds
Quotes: "Dude, they're not GAY-liens!"
             "Gimme a break!"
About: Corran is, for the most part anyway, a nice guy. He tends to be a little gullible, and bad luck seems to follow him everywhere. However, he does have a girlfriend, Amy. They met in September and have been dating ever since. Their relationship is rocky at times, but things always turn out for the best (sometimes with a little help from Mat). He's currently going to the Generic University of British Columbia with his best friend, Mat.
Mat Bondek

Name:Ian Mathew Bondek
Birthdate: July 23, 1983
First Appearance: Strip 1
Likes: Dreamcast and girls (what else is there?)
Dislikes: Barry, rejection
Quotes: "Will you have my babies?"
             "CHRIST ON A STICK!"
About: Mat is Corran's best friend and roommate in University. They met in high school when, strangley enough, he and Corran were stuck in the same locker for six hours. There's a lot more to Mat than meets the eye--he's smart, mature, and generally an all-around nice guy. The only problem is he chooses to act like a retard most of the time.
James Conners

Name: James Marshall Conners
Birthdate: June 15, 1983
First Appearance: Strip 5
Likes: King of Fighters, Playstation 2
Dislikes: Everything else
Quotes: "I fucking hate you."
About: James has known Mat since kindergarden, and they've been friends since childhood. When they got to high school, though, James started to change. He became angry, and introverted. The result is the James Conners we see today! Hateful, bitter, and rude. Mmm, pleasant! He lives in the dormroom across from Mat and Corran, but never seems to go to any classes....
Barry "Car Bitch" O'Neil

Name: Barrold Patrick O'Neil
Birthdate:August 23, 1982
First Appearance: Strip 14
Likes: Mat and Corran
Dislikes: Being ignored
Quotes: "All the bitches want a piece of Barry!
About: Little can be said about Barry, since our mother always taught us "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." He has a really nice car, though. It's probably the reason Mat and Corran keep him around. He's also an easy target for their frustration. Barry does not currently attend the same University as the guys, and we are all thankful for that.
Amy Winters

Name: Amanda Carly Winters
Birthdate: February 02, 1883
First Appearance: Strip 15
Likes: Romance, sex
Dislikes: Body hair, intolerance
Quotes: "You're a keeper, Corran Douglas."
About: Amy is Corran's girlfriend, due in no small part to her openmindedness and sense of forgiveness. She grew up in Fredricton, New Brunswick where she came from a rich family. To get away from it all, she decided to go to University in BC, where she met Mat in a biology class. Apparently, she was in some sort of relationship that ended shortly before she and Corran started dating.
Shannon L'été

Name: Shannon Marie L'été
Birthdate: February 16, 1983
First Appearance: Strip 20
Likes: Shopping, video games, giggling
Dislikes: Lying
Quotes: "Okie dokie pokie!"
About: Shannon was born and raised in Manitoba, before moving to BC to attend university. Her parents split up when she was young, and since then she's been hesitant about relationships. She and Mat went out a few times, but have since developed a very deep friendship.

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